When Dale Earnhardt Jr has something to say people listen very carefully. Sometimes what he says makes you think about his unique view of the situation, and sometimes it’s a little funny, or downright hilarious. Here are a few quotes from Dale Jr.

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Here are some favorite Dale Jr quotes:

Doctor: "Alright, we checked you out, and you look to be alright. You will still be able to have kids."

Dale Jr.: "Just not tonight" During a routine visit to the infield medical center following a crash.

"If I could’a, I would’a." Junior’s reply to Dave Despain on Wind Tunnel after Despain asked about why he didn’t pay Jeff Gordon back for a bump and run.

"Take it easy" -- Junior saying goodbye to George W Bush after the President called to congratulate him on winning the 2004 Daytona 500.

"Beer's for drinkin’, toilet paper is for throwin’." After fans threw beer cans at Jeff Gordon following his win.

“It don't mean shit, my daddy won here 10 times!" Dale Jr after being asked what it meant to win 5 rimes at Talladega. That one cost him 25 points and $25,000.

Engine tuner: “How do the gauges look?”

Dale Jr: “Nice. They’re silver and they all have nice little red needles.” Junior’s response to the engine tuners question during an extended caution period.

"Just because I’ve got Bud on the car doesn’t mean I’ve got Bud in the car." From the Bud Apocalypse commercial.

"We'll find something else to run into each other with if it ain't the front bumper.” On bump drafting.

"Well looks like Olive Oil got him one.” On the radio to his crew responding to Kurt Busch’s Atlanta win as a race was called due to rain

"You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! Junior no likey.” Junior describing his car’s handling.

"Coming into a man's victory lane, no matter what the circumstances, you don't go into a man's victory lane. That's rude. That's uncouth. I been waiting all year to use that word." Dale Jr on Carl Edwards following Edwards’s crash and Dale Jr’s subsequent win at Michigan.

“I hit everything but the hotdog stand” Describing his race at Martinsville.

"The motor's like an old man -- it'll get up, run for a while and then fall back asleep," --- Dale Jr after the 2006 Daytona 500 where he posted an 8th place finish with an engine that just wouldn't go.

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